2 things ya need to know..
1. Coco is my older sister.
2. She isn't married, and has a pretty good sense of humor about it.
The convo:
B: "Coco, why aren't you married?''
Coco: "Good question Buddy."
"But you need to get married....and fast! U need to get married Coco!"
"I know buddy."
"I will marry you, Coco. We'll go to the temple and get married."
"That's the best offer I've had yet!"
B gets quiet for a minute
"But why aren't you married Coco?"
"Cuz sometimes it takes time to find the right guy."
" But I'm the right guy Coco! I'll marry you! I'm the right guy!"
"Oh, I can't marry Boston... I need to marry a guy Coco's size"
"But Coco!!! A guy Coco's size WON'T marry you!"
Me and Cole: Laugh uncontrollably